that awkward moment

when you study so hard

the ink from your pen 

makes it onto your eyelid.

1:39am,

- i am so out of it right now that i'm hallucinating my wake-up alarm going off.

- i'm blinking about 25 times a minute.

- i am totally gunning it through this practice exam paper.

- i'm not actually sure about the accuracy of that previous statement. it just feels like i am...

- ...like i am IRONMANNNNNNNNN!

and so it begins

After tomorrow,

I will be 40% of the way

to getting a good night of sleep.

true story, bro

to the report that is currently driving me insane

bite me.

returns

I am catching up on my finance lectures and my lecturer has just explained very clearly that

"An abnormal return is a return that is not normal"

...and now I know.

In other news, if you're wondering what happened to the rest of this blog, it got stored away.

Don't worry.
It's the same person, same space, just... neater.
For now.